Day 1 Washed Ashore

Day 1 Washed Ashore
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Ok so now that idiot Paul has sorted out my blog I can tell you what an awful person he is. For this shot he put me in the sand and not once, not twice, but 3 times i was nearly washed into the North Sea. All that bugger could do was run around like a girl looking for god knows what. To add insult to injury to try and prevent me from being washed into the sea he shoved a stick up my arse and stuck it into the sand. It hurt but it worked, I got a bath but I am still here.

Anyway this is supposed to look like I am dragging myself out the sea. Decide for yourself. Personally i would have thought this was enough for 1 day but no Mr Lynch had more death defying modelling in store for me......