I don't believe it, Lynch and I were trying to recreate one of my favourite album covers and bloody Jane appears out of no-where and tries to kill me!
I will get her I tell you!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 28 February 2010
Day 339 Abbey Road
Saturday 27 February 2010
Day 338 The chase is on....
Damn it she got away, I thought I had her too.
I was just walking along and saw her go past in my camper van, so I "acquired" a vehicle and set off in pursuit........ but she became wreckless and hit this poor guy in his car, I had to stop to check he was ok....... and she escaped.
I will get her and exact my revenge upon her
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 337 Fairground Jim
Still no sign of Jane, I'm beginning to think she's gotten away, and to be honest I'm mellowing about the whole thing, she was probably tricked by that Frank bloke.
I guess I'll never know.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 25 February 2010
Day 336 Gold for Jim
Wooooo Gold in the downhill for me! I was super fast. What a thrill.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 335 Chicken Dinner
Winner winner, Chicken Dinner!!!
Ha ha, another quiet day with no sign of Jane, so headed down to the park and got myself some hot chicken!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 23 February 2010
Day 333 Jim takes a tumble
This hurt, and I have no idea what happened. I was just about to head down these stairs and i felt a hand on my back.
Next thing I knew I was lying at the bottom feeling a little confused.
Oh well tomorrow is another day, guess I need to be more careful.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 21 February 2010
Day 332 Looking for Love
I finally got some time to sit and think today and I've realised since Jane left I have been really lonely, so I've been trying to find myself a new woman, Lynch gave me this book to have a look at and it has to be said there are some rather fine looking women in it.
Talking of Jane, looking back I can't believe what a fool I was, sorry for not believing you guys.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 20 February 2010
Day 331 Assembling a mob
I've been trying to get a mob together to help me hunt down that bitch Jane. These are the only guys that came forward... and to be honest they scare me a little bit........ they both seem a little ermmmmm unhinged... that and they seem to have played with fire a little too often!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 19 February 2010
Day 330 Door to Door Jim
Have you seen this woman? No, ok if you do can you give me a call on this number.....
Thanks
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 329 Desperately Seeking Jane
Really starting to get desperate now....... I must find her and exact my revenge upon her.
You may have guessed that this didn't really work!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 17 February 2010
Day 328 oJIMpic
I needed to chill with some mates today, but Lynch insisted we do some work since he can't remember the last actual "Model" shot he did.
So here are me and a couple of my buds doing our own version of the olympic logo..........
Keep living the dream and all that!
Jim
Tuesday 16 February 2010
Day 327 - Feeling kinda flat
Damn him, he made me do it. Frank is no more....... and I still don't know where Jane is.
Damn you FRANK!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 326 Kill Frank
Just tell me where she is Frank, I don't want to have to hurt you but I will.........
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 14 February 2010
Day 325 Happy New Year
Damned Frank still won't tell me where Jane is, I thought with today being Chinese New Year I would try some Chinese Water Torture...... as you can see it wasn't very succesful.
Happy Year of the Tiger
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 324 Where is Jane?
Tell me where she is Frank....... and this will all be over a lot quicker.......
Damn You Frank.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 12 February 2010
Day 323 Trapped
Get in, I got him!!!! He came to check out where my house used to be and I got the git!
Now what to do with him......... he's not getting handed to the police just yet!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 11 February 2010
Day 322 Keeping up the energy
Not much happening today, got to keep my energy up though, there is a storm coming....... and I intend to be fully ready for it.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 10 February 2010
Day 321 - Lookout Jim
After yesterdays debacle I've invested in these bad boys........ I can see for miles!!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 9 February 2010
Day 320 - Got Her
Damn I was so sure it was her too.
I really had to grovel with this guy too, ended up buying him a new suit as his got ripped!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 8 February 2010
Day 319 Undercover Jim
Psssst........ its me, Jim. Ha ha, you like my disguise. No way Jane and Frank will recognise me like this!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 7 February 2010
Day 318 Superbowl Jim
No response to my ad yet......... so I thought I may aswell enjoy the greatest show on earth.
Come on you Colts, Come on you Saints!!
I'm hedging my bets.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 6 February 2010
Day 317 Setting the trap
Lynch helped me fill this in...... I think I should get her attention.
Now to just sit back and wait.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 5 February 2010
Day 316 The Plan
They say that failing to plan is planning to fail, I can't help but think I have gone a little over the top though.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 4 February 2010
Day 315 - There's a mystery to be solved
.... so who would you be in touch with????
My good old pal, Scooby Doo.
Right now to come up with a plan......
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 3 February 2010
Day 314 - Jim Issue
Starting tomorrow I'm getting all this stuff sorted.
Watch out Frank and Jane
Jim's back and he's coming to get you.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 2 February 2010
Day 313 Sleeping Rough
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world
Time for sleep
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 1 February 2010
Day 312 Dinner
I'm so bloody hungry. I thought I'd hit the jackpot with this bin outside a restaurant, then this copper chased me off.
When oh when will things get better
Keep living the nightmare
Jim