Goodbye cruel world, you have taken all that I have and all that I am.
Ha ha only joking. Its only a water pistol! Just joshing with you. The last year has been a blast, thank you all for folowing me, I'm gonna spend some time just being a toy for a while now
I'd like to say Thank you to everyone for the idea's the support and putting up with the days where Lynch really couldn't be bothered.
Stay safe, and mosty Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 24 March 2010
Day 365 The End
Day 364 Jims Way
Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 23 March 2010
Day 363 Clear out Jim
Well I can't take any of this with me where I am going so may as well make some money out of it.
No sensible offer refused ;)
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 362 Last Will and Testament
Well only 3 more days to go...... thought I'd better get my stuff in order, if there is anything that can be learned from the last 12 months it is that you never know what the world has in store for you,
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 22 March 2010
Day 361 Things Jim's gonna miss
well folks, my time with you is coming to an end, and it would appear that I am already a distant memory, the Lynch's are planning bigger and better things for the summer.
Can't believe I'm not gonna get the chance to meet these really cool guys.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 21 March 2010
Day 360 Back to the Beginning
Lynch took me back to where he found me today. It was quite eerie, looking out at the sea.
I wonder whats in store for me next.....
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 20 March 2010
Day 359 Through Jim's Eyes
So this is what I get to see every day.........
Scary isn't it. :D
Keep living the dream.
Jim
Friday 19 March 2010
Day 358 Sport Relief Jim
I'll tell you something, even a lego mile is a long way,
Do your bit for charity, sponsor someone who is running the sport relief mile this weekend.
One of my Dekstar buddies is doing it, you can sponsor him ......... (www.mysportrelief.com/leafy)
Keep living the dream
Jim
p.s. don't forget there are many other worthy charities that you can donate money to.
Thursday 18 March 2010
Day 357 - Broken Jim
I'm a broken man people, these last 11 months or so all seem to have been for nothing, surely the dream is over.........
or maybe this is just the beginning?
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 17 March 2010
Day 356 Dancing Jim
This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Don't just stand there........ bust a move......
Keep living the dream....... footloose and fancy free..
Jim
Day 355 Turning Jane in
Well I just couldn't bring myself to do it so I figured the best thing to do was to hand Jane in.
It was difficult because she has been such a massive part of my adventures but she broke my heart and I dont think I will ever recover from that.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 15 March 2010
Day 354 Gone fishing
I still cant bring myself to do it.
That said I'm having a bit of fun now. Damned fish weren't biting though, Jane was probaby being too noisy.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 14 March 2010
Day 353 Makeover for Jane
okay, I bottled it again. I just cant do it. I think I still love her.
But she has to pay. So today I enlisted the help of little Lynch to give Jane a bit of a makeover!!!
Tee hee....
Keep living the dream
Jane
Saturday 13 March 2010
Day 352 Runaway Train
Ha ha, no escaping this one Jane, and I made her tie herself up too so I am guilt free!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 12 March 2010
Day 351 - Heating up
I just don't get it........... I thought I would turn up the heat on Jane and put her in a sweatbox, turned out its called a sauna and women love them.
This really isn't going as I planned it.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 11 March 2010
Day 350 - The revenge begins
Ok, so even I can't torture a woman, well not really torture torture, like pliers and fingernails stuff. So I asked a couple of friends what I can do, what do women really really hate. One of them said teabag her..... they hate that. So here I am teabagging Jane.
To be honest it didn't seem to bother her much. I tried with a dry teabag and even tried making it nice and moist before rubbing it in her face, even then it really didn't bother her that much.
Hmmmm this really isn't going to plan, I want to make her pay.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 10 March 2010
Day 349 The early Jim
....... catches the Jane.
Get in! I got the cowbag. Now to repay her for ruining my life!! ;)
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 9 March 2010
Day 348 Masseuse Jim
She asked. who am I to deny her, or me for that matter!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 8 March 2010
Day 347 CCTV
Sorted.......... Now I can plan my attack, I can watch everything she does.
She will be mine and I will get my revenge.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 7 March 2010
Day 346 Its Jim Night
Woooo, I love Oscar night. The razmatazz, the joy, the heartache.
My tip for this year........ Best Director........ Jim Cameron for Avatar!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 6 March 2010
Day 345 - Jim's a Star
With the Oscars being tomorrow night I asked Lynch to get me my own star on the Hollywood walk of fame.
And he just covered me in these stars. He did make it up to me by getting me my own star though!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 5 March 2010
Day 344 Getting in her head
To catch a crook, you must learn to think like one...........
No jokes about crossdressing please.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 343 - Jims gonna need a bigger boat
I thought I would go out for a sail to see if Jane was out on the sea,
Instead a came across this brute who attacked my boat!
Was scary for a while there! But I assure you I managaed to get away.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 3 March 2010
Tuesday 2 March 2010
Day 341 Jim centres his Chi
Spent the day trying to make sure I am mentally ready for my showdown with Jane. Rotating these balls in your hand is supposed to calm you, I couldn't even pick the buggers up, not very relaxing at all to be honest!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 28 February 2010
Day 339 Abbey Road
I don't believe it, Lynch and I were trying to recreate one of my favourite album covers and bloody Jane appears out of no-where and tries to kill me!
I will get her I tell you!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 27 February 2010
Day 338 The chase is on....
Damn it she got away, I thought I had her too.
I was just walking along and saw her go past in my camper van, so I "acquired" a vehicle and set off in pursuit........ but she became wreckless and hit this poor guy in his car, I had to stop to check he was ok....... and she escaped.
I will get her and exact my revenge upon her
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 337 Fairground Jim
Still no sign of Jane, I'm beginning to think she's gotten away, and to be honest I'm mellowing about the whole thing, she was probably tricked by that Frank bloke.
I guess I'll never know.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 25 February 2010
Day 336 Gold for Jim
Wooooo Gold in the downhill for me! I was super fast. What a thrill.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 335 Chicken Dinner
Winner winner, Chicken Dinner!!!
Ha ha, another quiet day with no sign of Jane, so headed down to the park and got myself some hot chicken!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 23 February 2010
Day 333 Jim takes a tumble
This hurt, and I have no idea what happened. I was just about to head down these stairs and i felt a hand on my back.
Next thing I knew I was lying at the bottom feeling a little confused.
Oh well tomorrow is another day, guess I need to be more careful.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 21 February 2010
Day 332 Looking for Love
I finally got some time to sit and think today and I've realised since Jane left I have been really lonely, so I've been trying to find myself a new woman, Lynch gave me this book to have a look at and it has to be said there are some rather fine looking women in it.
Talking of Jane, looking back I can't believe what a fool I was, sorry for not believing you guys.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 20 February 2010
Day 331 Assembling a mob
I've been trying to get a mob together to help me hunt down that bitch Jane. These are the only guys that came forward... and to be honest they scare me a little bit........ they both seem a little ermmmmm unhinged... that and they seem to have played with fire a little too often!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 19 February 2010
Day 330 Door to Door Jim
Have you seen this woman? No, ok if you do can you give me a call on this number.....
Thanks
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 329 Desperately Seeking Jane
Really starting to get desperate now....... I must find her and exact my revenge upon her.
You may have guessed that this didn't really work!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 17 February 2010
Day 328 oJIMpic
I needed to chill with some mates today, but Lynch insisted we do some work since he can't remember the last actual "Model" shot he did.
So here are me and a couple of my buds doing our own version of the olympic logo..........
Keep living the dream and all that!
Jim
Tuesday 16 February 2010
Day 327 - Feeling kinda flat
Damn him, he made me do it. Frank is no more....... and I still don't know where Jane is.
Damn you FRANK!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 326 Kill Frank
Just tell me where she is Frank, I don't want to have to hurt you but I will.........
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 14 February 2010
Day 325 Happy New Year
Damned Frank still won't tell me where Jane is, I thought with today being Chinese New Year I would try some Chinese Water Torture...... as you can see it wasn't very succesful.
Happy Year of the Tiger
Keep living the dream
Jim
Day 324 Where is Jane?
Tell me where she is Frank....... and this will all be over a lot quicker.......
Damn You Frank.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 12 February 2010
Day 323 Trapped
Get in, I got him!!!! He came to check out where my house used to be and I got the git!
Now what to do with him......... he's not getting handed to the police just yet!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 11 February 2010
Day 322 Keeping up the energy
Not much happening today, got to keep my energy up though, there is a storm coming....... and I intend to be fully ready for it.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 10 February 2010
Day 321 - Lookout Jim
After yesterdays debacle I've invested in these bad boys........ I can see for miles!!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 9 February 2010
Day 320 - Got Her
Damn I was so sure it was her too.
I really had to grovel with this guy too, ended up buying him a new suit as his got ripped!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 8 February 2010
Day 319 Undercover Jim
Psssst........ its me, Jim. Ha ha, you like my disguise. No way Jane and Frank will recognise me like this!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 7 February 2010
Day 318 Superbowl Jim
No response to my ad yet......... so I thought I may aswell enjoy the greatest show on earth.
Come on you Colts, Come on you Saints!!
I'm hedging my bets.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 6 February 2010
Day 317 Setting the trap
Lynch helped me fill this in...... I think I should get her attention.
Now to just sit back and wait.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 5 February 2010
Day 316 The Plan
They say that failing to plan is planning to fail, I can't help but think I have gone a little over the top though.
Keep living the dream
Jim
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