Day 7 - Boooooooooring!

Day 6 - Boooooooooring!
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Got taken to the photographers day job today. God how dull is that place.
People talking to people about problems. I was going to have a go on the computers but seemingly thats against data protection so I spent half the day looking out this window.
Still home now and Night Cops is on and its another day without staring death in the face. That has to be a bonus.

Keep living the dream (no matter how dull it is)

LJ

Day 6 Boys will be boys

Day 6 Boys will be boys
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Ha ha, this one was more of a candid shot. I got up this morning and thought what will that git Lynch have in store for me today? So I thought "No, today I take control", and I went and climbed a tree. You'll notice I'm not looking down, thats because I suddenly remembered I'm frightened of heights. Don't wanna let Paul know that though as he will subject me to more and more of them.
Anyway he took the shot and got me down so everything was ok in the end. And at least that means I'm not going to drown today!

Keep living the dream

Jim

Day 5 An-Ice day

Day 5 An-Ice day
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Well thats been a fun day. Firstly I didn't think I was going to go on a shoot as Paul packed up the car for a day out and left me at home.
Then his mother in law came and picked me up and took me to meet Paul.
Then off to the pub (sure that'll feature sometime in the next 360 days) before heading into this massive building that had a frozen floor. Really strange and very very cold. I couldn't get over what a massive empty space it was.
Then these people with blades strapped to their feet came out and tried to hit each other with sticks. You humans are all very strange.

Any way very tired so for just now, Bye and,

Keep living the dream

Lego Jim

Day 4 - Cats toy...

Day 4 - Cats toy...
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Seriously I need to speak with my agent. This is getting beyond a joke.
Today I was given to this killer beast with rapier like claws and teeth like needles, as a toy! I am a person not a toy. You can see the terror on my face here as the beast came in for another crushing blow on me. Believe it or not I survived without too much damage and if I can negotiate a payrise I should be back tomorrow. I've been told tomorrow should be a less strenuous shoot. Fingers crossed.

keep living the dream

L.J.

Day 3 - Star Wars

Day 3 - Star Wars
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

So finally I didn't get wet on a shoot. Thank heavens. Instead I'm sat down in front of a massive screen and forced to watch my own kind slashing at each other with some sort of light swords, sabres I think Paul said. Anyway was just starting to get into the whole thing when this happens. The planet that all my people live on is blown up. Well thanks a bloody lot. So today I have been subjected to watching torture on my people. Still I suppose it beats drowning.

Hopefully tomorrow will be a little more glamorous. If you have any ideas for anything I can do then post it on my wall on facebook. (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lego-Jim/59612969489?ref=ts)

Keep living that dream folks

Jim

Day 2 - Swimming with the fishes

Day 2 - Swimming with the fishes
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Ok so after my almost drowning in the north sea yesterday I was promised a nice dry expedition into the garden... but its raining. Surely a nice indoor shoot is called for, maybe with the lovely new bed thats just been delivered. No I'm thrust into a fish tank with killer fish. They were bloody massive. Easily the same size as me. And they kept on nibbling at my head.
Why did I agree to this. He's going to drown me before long I swear.

Struggling to live the dream..... Jim,

Climbing to safety

Climbing to safety
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

..... so this was shoot number 2. He made me climb up this big rock while he took photo's of me. Once again it is a miracle I am still here. He took 10 shots and 3 times the wind blew me off here. It was a massive drop of about 23 inches. I'm amazed I'm still alive.
I wonder whats in store for me tomorrow......... if I'm still alive.

Keep livin the dream......... JIM

Day 1 Washed Ashore

Day 1 Washed Ashore
Originally uploaded by Paul H Lynch

Ok so now that idiot Paul has sorted out my blog I can tell you what an awful person he is. For this shot he put me in the sand and not once, not twice, but 3 times i was nearly washed into the North Sea. All that bugger could do was run around like a girl looking for god knows what. To add insult to injury to try and prevent me from being washed into the sea he shoved a stick up my arse and stuck it into the sand. It hurt but it worked, I got a bath but I am still here.

Anyway this is supposed to look like I am dragging myself out the sea. Decide for yourself. Personally i would have thought this was enough for 1 day but no Mr Lynch had more death defying modelling in store for me......