I really need to get me some money and quick, gotta get back on my feet
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 31 January 2010
Day 311 - Begging
Saturday 30 January 2010
Day 310 Seeking Redemption
I jusht dont get it, why me, why would they do that.
What did I do wrong? Gitsh.
Ach Ssssssshhhhhhhtuff em, I don't care anyway.
Keep living the dream and all that jazsh
Jim
Friday 29 January 2010
Thursday 28 January 2010
Wednesday 27 January 2010
Day 307 - Jim's been had!
This is the news that Peter had for me.
I think I want to be alone
Keep living the dream (although it now seems to be dead)
Jim
Tuesday 26 January 2010
Day 306 Trial Time
Bloody Hell this was nerve racking, I was grilled for hours, my lawyer is trying to stall though as he has some information regarding Jane and Frank but wouldn't tell me what.
All he would say was that it was possibly case breaking.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 25 January 2010
Day 305 Time to get out of here
I've had enough, I've finally managed to get a hold of my solicitor, God knows where Frank and Jane are, actually I am really worried about them but at the same time really annoyed as there is still no sign of them.
My Solicitor Peter says he is gonna try and get to the bottom of it.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 24 January 2010
Day 304 Prison Break
Time to get out of here, I knew I had this tattoo for a reason!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim Schofield!
Day 303 Bird Jim of Alcatraz
This little tweeter appeared in my cell today, lively little guy, kept me company all day.
Keep living the dream
Bird Jim
Friday 22 January 2010
Day 302 Mr Jingles
Oh my god I nearly papped myself when this fella turned up, but he's become quite friendly, I have no idea how he gets around the guards or how he slips in and out the cells and I don't want to know what is in that cheese to make him grow to that size........ but it is nice to have a friend....
Keep living the dream
Jimgles
Thursday 21 January 2010
Day 301 The Jim Redemption
Another day, another gift, not sure what this one is about though.
Simply had Shawshank written on the back, still brightens up the walls in this bleak cell. Apparently no-one can find Frank, or even a record of him as a police officer, I am getting really worried now.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Wednesday 20 January 2010
Day 300 Keeping Clean
Weird, every where I go around this place there is weird big bars of soap, especially in the showers where everyone appears to drop them.
Ah well at least I can keep clean
All very strange.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Tuesday 19 January 2010
Day 299 - Breaking out???
Thanks Mr Grabham, but I think it may have been a little too obvious.
Still waiting on Frank
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 18 January 2010
Sunday 17 January 2010
Day 297 - Get me out of here!!!
Oh MY God.......... I'm scared.
Get me out of here.
Where is Frank????
Keep living the dream..........
Worried Jim
Friday 15 January 2010
Day 296 Jim has the right to remain silent....
You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand?
Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand?
You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. Do you understand?
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand?
If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Do you understand?
"Keep living the dream"
Jim
Thursday 14 January 2010
Day 295 Interrogation
Jim is not available for comment, hopefuly he'll make bail tomorrow.
Keep living the dream
Lynch
Wednesday 13 January 2010
Tuesday 12 January 2010
Day 293 Stig Jim
Some say he has his own internet blog even though he's just a bit of plastic,
Some say he killed a man then covered it up.
Some say his girlfriend is having an affair with his best mate (ha ha ha what idiots they are)
Some say he's the coolest man in the world.
All we know is he's called Lego Jim!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 11 January 2010
Day 292 - Face Pack Jim
All that snow and cold made my face really sore, Jane says this face goo stuff will help.
Feels weird though, and I'm a little worried about my mates finding out so shhhhhhhh.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 10 January 2010
Day 291 - The big Melt
A bit of community spirit today, been helping clearing the snow off the roads as it all starts to melt.
Not sure how much help I was though but it was great fun!
Keep living the dream
Lego Jim
Day 290 Segway Jim
I've tasted the future guys, and its awesome. These segway things are electric personal transporters....... sounds fancy doesnt it, really difficult to get the hang of it but being the superstar I am I figured it out.
Thanks Frank!!!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 8 January 2010
Day 289 - All White Jim?
Bloody hell, the lengths you need to go to just for a little bit of milk!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Thursday 7 January 2010
Wednesday 6 January 2010
Day 287 - Sledging
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
This was fun for me, as I have my winter clothes, not sure about Frank and Jane, they disappeared back indoors to warm up pretty quickly.
I'm away for another go.
Keep living the dream.....
Sledging Jim
Tuesday 5 January 2010
Day 286 Psychedelic Igloo
Still too bloody cold out there, so Jane and I brought the outside in, well kind of, snow is too cold, as is ice, so we used foxes glacier fruits to build our very own igloo!
The roof kept falling on us, these innuits must be very clever!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Monday 4 January 2010
Day 285 Rainy Day Games
Still too bloody cold to go out anywhere, so Jane and I stayed in and had another go at building a card house, this time with some more friendly sized cards.
Keep living the dream
Jim
Sunday 3 January 2010
Day 284 Its Snow Joke
Lynch very kindly brought some of that cold nasty snow stuff inside so Jane and I could have a little bit of fun with it and try and build a snowman. It was too hard though, it kept melting!!!!
Still it was fun to spend time with Jane
Keep living the dream
Jim
Saturday 2 January 2010
Day 283 - Cooking up a storm
Gotta try and make sure I can seal the deal with Jane this year, so I'm taking some cooking lessons. Its hot stuff!
Keep living the dream
Jim
Friday 1 January 2010
Day 282 Resolutions
New year, new start....... this is what I plan to do.....
Keep living the dream in 2010
Jim
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